Let me tell you something happens just the other day. My big was so ugly I almost ran away. She was just horrific, where can I begin? When that heffer was border, Momma should've pushed her back in.
I met a girl in act club, it was pretty dark. Thought I'd take her home just for a lark. But when I saw her in the lot, I ran a mile. 'Cause she looked just like Ryan Stiles.
I'm an ugly woman. Yes, it is not fair. I have ugly face and I have no hair. What can I do that's the way the fates went? The only person will speak with me is the president.
I am so ugly that I'll never have a lover. When I leave the house, all the dogs went for cover. I'm big and wide and round and my back is real hairy. Yes, you guessed it, my name is Drew Carey.
My name is Drew Carey!