My wife is so cute. She's from North Carolina.
We decided to get married off in China.
One billion people came and it was really nice,
And after the ceremony, they threw pork fried rice.
I am getting married. I'll get drunk and go on a bender.
All I really want is a really nice blender.
When we get married, on our honeymoon we'll have one room.
He and I are both the groom!
When I think of my wedding day, it really sticks out in my mind.
Gee, I loved that woman. She was one great find.
When I think of that night, boy, the memories do flow.
On our honeymoon, we stayed up all night and watched The Drew Carey Show.
I get so excited when I go to a wedding.
I get really bad you have to change my bedding.
I must've kissed the bride for three hours at least.
That was the wrong thing because I am the priest.
Because I am the priest!