Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation program where the performers make up more outrageous things in half an hour than a whole bunch of MPs giving evidence to the Nolan Committee, featuring tonight:

  • The elaborately bequiffed charms of West Coast groover Greg Proops
  • Then the raven-haired charm, skills, and excitement of actress, singer, and comedienne Josie Lawrence
  • The increasingly flesh-colored hairstyle of the man who takes some of the pressure off me, Colin Mochrie
  • Finally, the hair-raising head and body of the ever-present Ryan Stiles

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Josie
      • Greg - Characters from A Streetcar Named Desire
      • Colin - Has an acute sense of smell
      • Ryan - Horny Frankenstein's monster
  • Sound Effects
    • Performers: Colin (acting) and Ryan (sounds)
    • Scene: A knight preparing for a joust
  • Hats
    • World's worst TV advertisements
  • Mission: Impossible
    • Agents: Colin and Ryan
    • Voice on tape: Greg
    • Mission: Buying a pair of shoes
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singer: Josie
    • Pitchmen: Ryan and Greg
    • Album: Songs of the Hospital
    • Songs:
      • 50s - "Wow, This Soup Is Cold"
      • 70s - "Slice Me, Dice Me, Nicely Nice Me"
      • Children's classic - "I May Be Just an Optometrist, but I Only Have Eyes for You"


  • Josie and Greg


  • Winners read the credits in the style of two pretentious wine tasters discussing their favorite wines, while behind them Colin and Ryan are getting drunk at the wine tasting as well