Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show which makes all other improvisation shows just look unrehearsed featuring tonight:

  • The most popular and tasteful American to come to Britain since Ronald McDonald, Greg Proops
  • Then, new to us, an absolutely top-line comedienne, also from the States, Debi Durst
  • Then our resident Scots-Canadian American who's caught on here quicker than the grey squirrel, Colin Mochrie
  • Finally, the man who stands head and shoulders above his chest, Ryan Stiles

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Superheroes
    • Crisis: Shortage of mascara
      • Greg - Wonder Woman
      • Ryan - Bad John Wayne Impression Boy
      • Colin - Pants Around the Ankles Boy
      • Debi - Nagging Jewish Mother Woman
  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Greg
      • Debi - Popeye
      • Colin - Knows Greg's dirty secrets
      • Ryan - Undergoing dental treatment
  • Animals
    • Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Greg
    • Scene: Ryan is the businessman taking a prospective business partner, who is Greg, to a go-go bar, there they find Colin, who is in fact Ryan's wife, who is about to perform on stage
    • Animals: Two cockerels and a hen
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Greg as "Snide Anderson"
    • Co-anchor: Ryan as "Captain Billy" - A crazy old man
    • Sports: Debi - Getting repeatedly massive electric shocks
    • Weather: Colin - Desperate to catch a plane
  • Moving People
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Movers from the audience: Steph and Alistair
    • Scene: Colin is a girl checking into the Bates Motel


  • Everybody


  • Winners read the credits like bolshie old people watching television