• Sound Effects
    • Performers: Ryan (Sound) and Colin (Acting)
    • Scene: Arriving at the honeymoon suite with the wife on the wedding night
  • Number of Words
    • Ryan: Frankenstein - 3 words
    • Colin: Frankenstein's monster - 2 words
    • Mike: Igor - 1 word
    • Brad: Chief of Police - 5 words
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Brad as "Burnt Sandalwood"
    • Co-anchor: Colin as "Carl Drinkweather" - Bad stand-up comedian 
    • Sports: Mike as "Friendly" - Has been sacked and it is his last day
    • Weather: Ryan - Elvis Presley
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Brad
    • Guests:
      • Mike - Tyrannical European conductor
      • Colin - Can't stop doing Riverdance
      • Ryan - Various things caught in a tornado
  • Moving People
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Movers from the audience: Orly and Chris
    • Scene: Ryan is on a very early emergency call out to Colin's farm to deliver a calf
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singers: Brad and Mike
    • Voiceover artists: Ryan and Colin
    • Title: "Songs of the DIY center" or "Songs of the Hardware Store"
    • Songs:
      • Disco - "I'm Your Nail, So Hammer Me"
      • Protest - "What the Hell Is It with These Instructions"
      • 70s Reggae - "What Have You Done with My Tool?"


  • Mike McShane


  • Winner reads the credits as a Latin-American dictator making a speech, whilst behind his back the other three will be renegade generals mucking around when he can't see them


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