Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show which starts when the program before it leaves off, and featuring tonight:

  • Someone who can only be described as an old favorite, making a very welcome return to the show, the high and mighty Mike McShane
  • Somebody who is rapidly becoming a new favorite on the show, a man with matinee-idol good looks and matinee jackets to match, Brad Sherwood
  • Then our ante-post favorite, star of stage, screen, and zoo cage, the highly unlikely Colin Mochrie
  • Then the best looking, most talented, most exci- oh no, he's called out as usual, it's Ryan Stiles

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Sound Effects
    • Performers: Colin (acting) and Ryan (sounds)
    • Scene: Arriving at the honeymoon suite with his wife on their wedding night
  • Number of Words
    • Ryan - Frankenstein - 3 words
    • Colin - Frankenstein's monster - 2 words
    • Mike - Igor - 1 word
    • Brad - Chief of Police - 5 words
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Brad as "Burnt Sandalwood"
    • Co-anchor: Colin as "Carl Drinkweather" - A bad stand-up comedian 
    • Sports: Mike as "Friendly" - Has been sacked and it's his last day
    • Weather: Ryan - Elvis Presley
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Brad
      • Mike - Tyrannical European conductor
      • Colin - Can't stop doing Riverdance
      • Ryan - Various things caught in a tornado
  • Moving People
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Movers from the audience: Chris and Orly
    • Scene: Ryan is on a very early emergency call out to Colin's farm to deliver a calf
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singers: Brad and Mike
    • TV voiceover artists: Ryan and Colin
    • Album: Songs of the DIY center or Songs of the Hardware Store
    • Songs:
      • Disco - "I'm Your Nail, So Hammer Me"
      • 60s protest - "What the Hell Is It with These Instructions"
      • 70s Reggae - "What Have You Done with My Tool?"


  • Mike McShane


  • Winner reads the credits in the style of a Latin-American dictator making a speech, whilst behind his back the other three will be renegade generals mucking around when he can't see them