• Let's Make a Date
    • Greg - Bachelorette
    • Rory - Princess Diana
    • Colin - 1940s gangster squealer
    • Ryan - Hollywood star doing photo shoot
  • Animals
    • Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Greg
    • Scene: Colin is being comforted by Greg after being blown off by stud, Ryan
    • Animal: Sheeps
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Greg
    • Co Anchor: Colin - Listening to a horse race on his Walkman
    • Sports: Rory - Bill Clinton
    • Weather: Ryan - Werewolf
  • Newsflash
    • In-studio anchors: Ryan and Greg
    • Field Reporter: Rory
    • On the green screen: Nudist beach
  • Props
    • Pairs: Colin and Ryan, Greg and Rory
  • Mission: Impossible
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan, with Greg (voice on tape)
    • Mission: Putting on a pair of tights


  • Rory Bremner


  • Winner reads the credits as Peter O'Sullevan, with the others as jockeys behind him


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