Hello and settle down, welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show which is to comedy what alcopops is to Ribena, featuring tonight:

  • The unchanging face of the ever-lovely Greg Proops
  • Plus the always changing face and voice of Britain's premiere impressionist, Rory Bremner
  • Then someone who can change himself from animal to human and then straight back to animal again, Colin Mochrie
  • The world's top improviser and indeed the world's worst circus midget, Ryan Stiles

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Greg
      • Rory - Princess Diana
      • Colin - 1940's gangster squealer
      • Ryan - Hollywood star doing photo shoot
  • Animals
    • Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Greg
    • Scene: Colin is being comforted by her mother, Greg, after a bad first date with the local stud ram, played for comic purposes by Ryan
    • Animals: Sheep
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Greg as "Longer Thaniamwide"
    • Co-anchor: Colin - Listening to a horse race on his Walkman
    • Sports: Rory - Bill Clinton
    • Weather: Ryan - Turning into a werewolf
  • Newsflash
    • Newsanchors: Ryan and Greg
    • Field reporter: Rory
    • On the green screen: Nudist beach
  • Mission: Impossible
    • Agents: Colin and Ryan
    • Voice on tape: Greg
    • Mission: Putting on a pair of tights and waxing the bikini line


  • Rory Bremner


  • Winner reads the credits in the style of Peter O'Sullevan commentating on a horse race, and the others have to come on as jockeys behind him