Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation program which has all the good taste of American hamburger and all the good sense of British beef, featuring tonight:

  • After an extended period on loan to the Royal Shakespeare Company, Dame Josie Lawrence
  • Then, on a not very free transfer from Men Behaving Badly, Mistress Caroline Quentin
  • Then a man so talented he can only be named after a Shakespearean character, The Fool, Colin Mochrie
  • Then finally, fresh from playing Hamlet and several other brands of cigar, the noble Lord of Seattle, Ryan Stiles
(Introduction reused from UK Episode 8-03)


  • Film and Theatre Styles
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: They've just taken off for an air-sea rescue mission
    • Styles: King Kong, Tom & Jerry, Free Willy, Biblical epic, Film noir, Horror
  • Foreign Film Dub
    • Actors: Josie and Caroline
    • Translators: Ryan and Colin
    • Language: Russian
    • Title: Godzilla Eats the Dust
  • Sound Effects
    • Performers: Ryan (sounds) and Colin (acting)
    • Scene: A surgeon doing an operation
  • Fainting Bodies
    • Actor: Colin
    • Bodies: Ryan and Josie, then Caroline
    • Scene: Ryan and Josie are a couple on the first night of their honeymoon and in due course Caroline, an ex-lover, will come in and confront them
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singer: Josie
    • TV voiceover artists: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Hits of the Bathroom
    • Songs:
      • Rock opera - "If You're Out of Toilet Paper, Use the Towel Marked 'His'"
      • 50s hit - "You Are My Suds, I Am Your Sponge"
      • 1962 protest - "I'm So Small 'Cause You Used All the Hot Water"


  • Josie and Caroline


  • Winners read the credits in the style of two teenage boys in a locker room