Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show in which comedy, entertainment, inspiration, and drama are all abandoned in favor of a few silly games, featuring tonight:
- The star of stage, screen, the Edinburgh Festival, and beer commercials, Stephen Frost
- Then star of stage, sitcoms, and now the Royal Shakespeare Company, Josie Lawrence
- Plus, star of school nativity plays, auditions, and Colin Mochrie lookalike contests, Colin Mochrie
- Star of a couple of films, a hit sitcom, and nineteen series of Whose Line Is It Anyway? Ryan Stiles
Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.
- (Introduction reused in UK Episode 7-10)
Games
- Superheroes
- Colin - Bimbo Woman
- Ryan - Captain Hallucination
- Stephen - Over-Indulgence Boy
- Josie - Carpet Appreciation Girl
- Crisis: Peroxide shortage
- Fixed Expression
- Ryan - Shocked
- Josie - Very happy
- Colin - Constipated
- Scene: Ryan is a policeman who's stopped Colin and Josie for speeding
- Film Dub
- Performers: Stephen, Ryan, and Colin
- Scene: The salesman arrives
- Old Job, New Job
- Performers: Josie and Ryan, with Stephen
- Scene: Josie and Ryan are trying to book into a hotel and finally make contact with Stephen, who is a bellhop
- Old job: Stephen used to be in airport security
- Narrate for Each Other
- Performers: Colin and Ryan
- Scene: Colin is a woman who has come to Ryan's hardware store
- Hats
- World's worst audition tape or show reel
Colin and Ryan
Stephen and Josie
- Sound Effects
- Performers: Ryan (sounds) and Colin (acting)
- Scene: Taking a seat on the plane
- Party Quirks
- Host: Stephen
- Josie - Finds bald heads irresistible
- Colin - Thinks the room is filling with water
- Ryan - Lives whole life in a minute
- Host: Stephen
- Psychiatrist
- Psychiatrist: Josie
- Musician: Richard
- Colin - An Austrian who thinks he's an armadillo
- Ryan - A Greek in love with a cameraman
Winners
- Everybody
Credits
- Winners read the credits in the style of four excitable traders on the stock exchange
Notes
- First playing of popular game, "Hats"
Gallery
"Film Dub"
Hats Gallery
Hey, you don't mess with Judge Dredd.
Put the wagons in a square.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, little children!!
I'm gonna get you, Barber of Seville!
Frankly Scarlett... I can't hear you, what?
Dumbo, take five.
Okay boys, we're going over that ridge and we're gonna kill those Germans, all of 'em.
Das boot!
What... what... what parrot?
I said all hands on deck; leave Dick alone.
We're gonna kill all the Germans, sir?
Gotta have a gimmick...