Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the program which combines the fine traditions of British theatre, the excitement of American movies, and all the best in comedy and improvisation and turns them all into half an hour of cheap television, featuring tonight:

  • The man who makes Sean Connery look like James Bond, Stephen Frost
  • Introducing the man who makes James Bond look like an all-action hero, Eddie Izzard
  • Also, the man who makes an all-action hero look like a waste of space, Greg Proops
  • Finally, the man who makes a waste of space look like an attracative alternative, Ryan Stiles



  • Remote Control
    • Stephen - The Bill
    • Eddie - Newsnight
    • Greg - Game show
    • Ryan - Cookery show 
    • Topic: Lobsters
  • Film and Theater Styles
    • Performers: Stephen and Eddie
    • Scene: Eddie is Hannibal talking to his elephant-keeper, played by Stephen
    • Styles: Ivor The Engine, French with subtitles, Captain Scarlet
  • Film Dub
    • Performers: Ryan and Greg
    • Scene: Forgotten to do something
  • Old Job, New Job
    • Performers: Ryan and Eddie, with Stephen
    • Scene: Ryan is a dental nurse and Eddie is a patient, and Stephen will come in and he's the dentist
    • Old job: Stephen used to be a builder
  • News Report
    • Interviewer: Greg as "Red Whenexcited"
    • Expert: Eddie as "Dr. Pengo"
    • Reporter: Stephen as "Pond Scumley"
    • Various characters: Ryan
    • Topic: Gulliver in Lilliput
  • Sound Effects
    • Performers: Ryan and Greg
    • Sounds: Recorded sound effects
    • Scene: Lifeguards on the beach
  • Film Trailer
    • Narrator: Greg
    • Title: The Creature from Essex
  • Moving People
    • Performers: Stephen and Ryan
    • Movers from the audience: Carolyn and Nicki
    • Scene: Two firemen at the scene of a fire
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Greg
    • Eddie - Child come to play in playground
    • Stephen - Getting on a tube train
    • Ryan - Circus parade going by


  • Greg and Ryan


  • Winners reads the credits in the style of two filmmakers pitching an idea to a studio boss


  • Several of the recorded sound effects in "Sound Effects" sound like Mike McShane's voice.