• Press Conference
    • Public figure: Tony
    • Topic: Had his head transplanted onto body of a dog
  • Stand Sit Lie
    • Performers: Colin, Caroline, and Ryan
    • Scene: Colin's coming home to find his wife with her lover
  • Foreign Film Dub
    • Actors: Tony and Caroline
    • Translators: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: The Masked Onion
    • Language: Hungarian
  • Moving People
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: Ryan is a drill sergeant putting Colin through his paces
  • Picture
    • Performers: Tony and Colin
    • Scene: On their honeymoon
  • Narrate
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: Breakfast in the diner
  • Old Job, New Job
    • Performers: Tony and Caroline, with Ryan
    • Scene: A woman giving birth and her husband joined by a doctor who used to be a hostage negotiator
  • Helping Hands
    • Performers: Caroline, and Ryan with Colin's hands
    • Scene: A lounge singer and a fan


  • Tony Slattery


  • Winner reads the credits as an episode of Eastenders



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