Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the show which is funnier than a speech by John Major, or if you happen to be watching in America, funnier than a speech by that chap who took over from Margaret Thatcher, starring tonight:

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Film and Theater Styles
    • Performers: Greg and Niall
    • Scene: Greg is a tourist and he's hired a local person, and they're trying to search for the Loch Ness Monster
    • Styles: Poseidon Adventure, James Bond, Indiana Jones
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: A lawyer meeting his client just before a big case
    • Lines:
      • "Only your chicken impression can save us now."
      • "Go on, give it a squeeze."
      • "Grease me up, I'm getting in."
  • Song Styles
    • Singer: Niall
    • About: Drew, whose friend says she'd like to pretend to be a stripper
    • Style: Love song
  • Superheroes
    • Greg - Obsessive-Compulsive Man
    • Ryan - Wiggle Worm
    • Colin - Mispronunciation Boy
    • Niall - Fascinated-by-Belly-Buttons Boy
    • Crisis: Run out of cornflakes
  • Animals
    • Performers: Colin, Greg, and Ryan
    • Scene: Soap opera
    • Animal: Hamsters
  • Backwards Scene
    • Performers: Ryan and Niall
    • Scene: One of them is being kicked out of the Army
  • Film Dub
    • Performers: Greg and Ryan
    • Scene: The problems of sharing a flat
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Greg
    • Niall - Does as many accents as possible
    • Colin - A salesman who has reached breaking point
    • Ryan - White water rafting


  • Ryan and Colin


  • Winners read the credits as two cool dudes checking themselves out in the mirror at a party and discussing chicks