Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show which does for writers what myxomatosis does for rabbits.

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Scenes from a Hat
    • What your adolescence was really like
    • Two politicians meet in the urinals
    • The last ever James Bond film
    • Unlikely erogenous zones
    • The biggest jerk in the world
    • Those three little words
    • Pointless things to take when crossing the Sahara
  • Sports Report
    • Presenter: Rory
    • Expert: Tony
    • Reporter: Josie
    • Various people: Mike
    • Topic: The race between the tortoise and the hare
  • Film Dub
    • Performers: Tony and Rory
    • Scene: Three men argue over what to have for lunch
    • Film: Episode of The Saint
  • Prison Visitor
    • Visitor: Josie
    • Tony - Stolen a jumbo jet
    • Mike - Smuggled a grandfather clock into the country
  • World's Worst
    • Person to be president of the world in some sort of intergalactic crisis
  • Duet
    • Singers: Josie and Mike
    • About: An old boiler
    • Style: Early rock & roll
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Tony
    • Josie - Football player
    • Rory - Thinks he's Tony
    • Mike - Pig wrangler
  • Helping Hands
    • Performers: Mike, and Josie with Tony's hands
    • Scene: Mike is a passenger on an airplane Josie is the stewardess explaining the safety regulations and serving food


  • Mike McShane


  • Winner reads the credits in the style of a TV evangelist


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