Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show which makes Reservoir Dogs look like 101 Dalmatians and The Silence of the Lambs look like an advert for pure virgin wool, featuring tonight:

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Things the stewardesses should really tell you about safety features
    • The worst job in the world
    • Olympic sports we would really like to see
    • A kissogram with bad news
    • Siberian National Theatre open-air presentation of Tarzan & Jane
    • There's no such thing as a free lunch
    • Auctioneers at a party
    • What you didn't expect to find at the end of the rainbow
  • Film and Theater Styles
    • Performers: Mike and Tony
    • Scene: Two people stuck on a desert island for just a little bit too long
    • Styles: Eldorado, Rock opera, Punch & Judy, Science fiction
  • Authors
    • Jim - Lewis Carroll
    • Steve - Jackie Collins
    • Tony - That weird disembodied head who does the TV ads for The Sun newspaper
    • Mike - Dr. Seuss
    • Title: A Day in the Life of a Nursery School
  • Song Styles
    • Singer: Mike
    • Musician: Richard
    • About: Soap
    • Style: MGM musical
  • Scene to Music
    • Performers: Jim and Steve
    • Scene: Guy in an office waiting for his secretary to arrive
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Tony
      • Steve - Beethoven
      • Jim - Madly in love with the carpet
      • Mike - Confederate soldier
  • Bartender
    • Bartender: Mike
    • Musician: Richard
      • Steve - Angry about constipation
      • Jim - Trying to forget impotence
      • Tony - In love with the barman


  • Steve Steen and Tony Slattery


  • Winners read the credits in the style of two people having a fight, and for coming second, the other two are two people trying to stop them from having a fight