Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation program which combines all the excitement of a game of cricket, all the good sportsmanship of FA Cup tie, and all the dignity of an athletics urine test, featuring tonight:
- Making a welcome return to the show, Jim Sweeney
- Then, making a welcome return to Jim Sweeney, Steve Steen
- Then, the man who brings a smile to everyone's lips, except his own, Paul Merton
- Finally, the man who has more talent in his little finger than in several other parts of his body, Tony Slattery
Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.
Games
- Authors
- Jim - Agatha Christie
- Steve - Andrew Morton
- Paul - Hello! magazine
- Tony - Rhyming couplets of Rupert Bear
- Title: Death of a Stand-Up Comic
- Film and Theater Styles
- Performers: Paul and Tony
- Scene: Tony is a prisoner and Paul is the Jailer
- Styles: Horror, Chldren's nativity, Film noir, Doctor Who, Pirate film
- Foreign Film
- Actors: Jim and Steve
- Translators: Paul and Tony
- Language: Turkish
- Film: Journey from Turkey to Scotland
- Scenes from a Hat
- Buying a doll with a pull-out string
- Deep-sea divers watching a football match
- A pecking order for fruit
- Queen bee selecting a suitor
- Odd things to celebrate
- Strange caveman inventions
- Things you wouldn't expect to find in a kangaroo's pouch
- Joyriding elephants
- Alphabet
- Performers: Paul and Jim
- Scene: At a confessional
- Starting letter: J
- Scene to Music
- Performers: Jim and Steve
- Scene: At a greengrocers
- Party Quirks
- Host: Paul
- Steve - Racing commentator
- Jim - Thinks host is giving birth
- Tony - Chippendale
- March
- About: Vegetables
Winner
- All four people
Credits
- Paul and Tony do a football interview while they're reading the credits, and the other two are the irritating people who get into the shot behind them