Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? in America, for the greatest and funniest thing in transatlantic comedy since Dan Quayle's last tour of Europe, featuring tonight:
- From New York, Sam Johnson, who was of course named after everyone who was named before him
- Then, also from New York, Jane Brucker, who is of course named Jane Brucker
- Then, from LA, Ryan Stiles, our resident man-mountain
- Finally, from Washington DC, Chip Esten, our visiting man-mega-hunk
Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.
Games
- Scenes from a Hat
- You're both stuck in quicksand
- Things you must not do near electricity
- The men who created Velcro
- Arriving at the wrong place
- A reunion for air stewards and stewardesses
- The last woman on Earth
- Film and Theater Styles
- Performers: Ryan and Sam
- Scene: Ryan's hijacking Sam's plane
- Styles: Silent movie, Muppets, Interpretive dance, Bruce Lee, Spaghetti western
- Expert
- Interviewer: Jane
- Expert: Ryan
- Topic: Mouldy bread
- Whose Line?
- Performers: Ryan and Sam
- Scene: Sam has gone to see a private eye
- Lines:
- "Will you marry me?"
- "Beef, lettuce, tomato, and hold the mayo"
- "Watch out, the floor has just been painted."
- "Never trust sheep."
- World's Worst
- Person to be stuck in a lifeboat with
- Backwards Scene
- Performers: Sam and Ryan
- Scene: At a doctor's office
- Start line: "Are you the proctologist?"
- End line: "Are you done?"
- Party Quirks
- Host: Sam
- Jane - TV aerobics instructor
- Chip - Miss World contestant
- Ryan - Thinks he is a dog on heat
- Helping Hands
- Performers: Chip, and Ryan with Sam's hands
- Scene: Chip has gone to be taught something about first aid
- Hoedown
- About: Sex change
Winner
- Sam Johnson
Credits
- Winner reads the credits in the style of a sarcastic TV critic