- The face that launched a thousand quips, Josie Lawrence
- With a face that expresses up to two emotions, Paul Merton
- With a face that's so beautiful it can almost be painted, Julian Clary
- Whose face is now home to Battle-Rush, Mike McShane
Games
- Film TV and Theater Styles
- Julian Clary and Paul Merton
- Scene: Door-to-door salesman
- Styles: Greek tragedy, Disney, Berkoff, Pirate movie
- Josie Lawrence and Mike McShane
- Scene: One suspects the other is having an affair
- Styles: Australian soap, Twin Peaks, Old-time musical
- Julian Clary and Paul Merton
- Film Dub
- Paul Merton and Julian Clary
- Scene: Escort agency
- Interview
- Julian interviews Mike
- Character:Julius Caesar
- Interview Style: Fan-zine
- Song Styles
- Josie Lawrence and Mike McShane
- Scene: Electric drills
- Styles: Reggae (Mike) and Heavy Metal (Josie)
- Props
- Pairs: Mike and Julian, Paul and Josie
- Alphabet
- Julian Clary and Paul Merton
- Scene: Somebody being arrested
- Expert Translation
- Expert: Josie Lawrence
- Translator: Paul Merton
- Topic: Volvo
- Language: Swedish
- Gospel
- Singing About: Sewing
Winner
- Paul Merton
Credits
- Winner reads the credits as a taxi driver