Tonight our Teenage Mutant Ninja Improvisers are:
- The veritable Leonardo of the performing arts, Mike McShane
- Sandi Toksvig, the Toulouse-Lautrec of the one-liner
- The ever-cheery Paul Merton, the secret love child of Whistler's Mother and Van Gogh's uncle
- Post-impressionist hero in a half nelson, Jim Sweeney
Games
- Film TV and Theater Styles
- Mike McShane and Sandi Toksvig
- Scene: Two people in adjoining rooms
- Styles: Medical, Traditional Japanese, Courtroom drama
- Mike McShane and Sandi Toksvig
- Alphabet
- Paul Merton and Jim Sweeney
- Scene: Caught in quicksand
- Starting With: P
- Song Styles
- Mike McShane
- Singing About: Mouldy tomato
- Style: Calypso
- Translation
- Sandi Toksvig and Paul Merton
- Language: Outer Mongolian
- Scene: Yak & Lavatory
- March
- Singing About: Hang-gliding
- Props
- Pairs: Mike and Paul, Sandi and Jim
- News Report
- Sandi Toksvig - Interviewer
- Jim Sweeney - Reporter
- Paul Merton - Expert
- Mike McShane - Various characters
- Topic: Humpty Dumpty
- Helping Hands
- Paul Merton, and Jim Sweeney with Sandi Toksvig's hands.
- Scene:Visiting the doctor
- Musical Producers
- Producers: Sandi Toksvig and Paul Merton
- Singers: Mike McShane and Jim Sweeney
- Singing About: Election of a Prime Minister
Winner
- Mike McShane
Credits
- Winner reads the credits as a 1930s radio announcer