Tonight our Teenage Mutant Ninja Improvisers are:

  • The veritable Leonardo of the performing arts, Mike McShane
  • Sandi Toksvig, the Toulouse-Lautrec of the one-liner
  • The ever-cheery Paul Merton, the secret love child of Whistler's Mother and Van Gogh's uncle
  • Post-impressionist hero in a half nelson, Jim Sweeney


  • Film TV and Theater Styles
    • Mike McShane and Sandi Toksvig
      • Scene: Two people in adjoining rooms
      • Styles: Medical, Traditional Japanese, Courtroom drama
  • Alphabet
    • Paul Merton and Jim Sweeney
    • Scene: Caught in quicksand
    • Starting With: P
  • Song Styles
    • Mike McShane
    • Singing About: Mouldy tomato
    • Style: Calypso
  • Translation
    • Sandi Toksvig and Paul Merton
    • Language: Outer Mongolian
    • Scene: Yak & Lavatory
  • March
    • Singing About: Hang-gliding
  • Props
    • Pairs: Mike and Paul, Sandi and Jim
  • News Report
    • Sandi Toksvig - Interviewer
    • Jim Sweeney - Reporter 
    • Paul Merton - Expert
    • Mike McShane - Various characters
    • Topic: Humpty Dumpty
  • Helping Hands
    • Paul Merton, and Jim Sweeney with Sandi Toksvig's hands.
    • Scene:Visiting the doctor
  • Musical Producers
    • Producers: Sandi Toksvig and Paul Merton
    • Singers: Mike McShane and Jim Sweeney
    • Singing About: Election of a Prime Minister


  • Mike McShane


  • Winner reads the credits as a 1930s radio announcer


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