Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show which has been compared to Titanic, that's not the movie, the sinking ship, featuring tonight:

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Daytime Talk Show
    • Host: Brad
    • Guests: Wayne and Colin
    • Audience members: Ryan
    • Topic: Mary Had a Little Lamb
  • Duet
    • Singers: Brad and Wayne
    • About: Deana, a teacher from Canada
    • Style: Swing
  • Quiz Show
    • Host: Brad
    • Title: Guess That Farm Animal
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Brad as "Willie Lovepost"
    • Co-anchor: Colin as "Chutney Lovebiscuits" - Going through a car wash without his car
    • Sports: Wayne as "Harry Torso" - A Chippendale going through his dance number
    • Weather: Ryan - A character from a war movie who gets shot and takes forever to die
  • Animals
    • Performers: Brad, Ryan, and Colin
    • Scene: Brad is a bull, Ryan is his wife, a cow who is giving birth to something unexpected, played by Colin
    • Animals: Cattle and sheep
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singers: Brad and Wayne
    • Pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Songs of the Plumbers
    • Songs:
      • British pop - "I'm Clogged, I'm Clogged, Oh No, I'm Clogged"
      • Reggae - "I'm Not Putting My Hand in There"
      • Early 50s hit - "I'm the Pipefitter"


  • Colin Mochrie


  • Winner reads the credits in the style of a TV chef getting drunker and drunker