• Let's Make a Date
    • Greg - Bachelorette
    • Phil - Arnold Schwarzenegger as a stand-up comic
    • Colin - An astronaut taking off
    • Ryan - Impatient driver who gets stuck in traffic
  • Animals
    • Performers: Colin, Ryan, and Greg
    • Scene: Colin is the father playing basketball with son Ryan, who is summoning up the courage to tell his father about his gay lover, Greg
    • Animal: Penguins
  • Daytime Talk Show
    • Host: Greg
    • Guests: Colin and Ryan
    • Audience members: Phil
    • Topic: Hey Diddle Diddle
  • Props
    • Pairs: Ryan and Colin, Greg and Phil
  • Strange Bedfellows
    • Scene: Three guys sharing an apartment
    • Greg - Woody Allen
    • Phil - Jack Nicholson 
    • Ryan - John Wayne announcing that something has broken down
  • Moving People
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Movers from audience: Tirena and Mary Lee
    • Scene: A couple asleep when the wife, Ryan, goes into labor
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Greg  
    • Co-anchor: Colin - A stagecoach driver under attack
    • Sports: Phil - Robin Williams
    • Weather: Ryan - A ventriloquist on the edge of a nervous breakdown


  • Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles


  • Winners read the credits as two cocky roller coaster riders who have underestimated the size of this one


  • Win Meyerson is credited for improvised music, though none appears in this episode.

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