• Let's Make a Date
    • Catherine - Bachelorette
    • Greg - An alien invader is speaking through him
    • Colin - Horny Tarzan
    • Ryan - A compulsive liar
  • Home Shopping
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Items: A book of someone else's opinions, Indigestion simulator pills, and A rusty bathtub
  • Hats
    • World's worst dating agency video
  • Daytime Talk Show
    • Host: Greg
    • Guests: Catherine and Ryan
    • Audience members: Colin
    • Topic: Cinderella
  • Props
    • Pairs: Greg and Colin, Ryan and Catherine
  • Foreign Film Dub
    • Actors: Catherine and Colin
    • Translators: Ryan and Greg
    • Title: The Greatest Banana
    • Language: Hungarian
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Greg
    • Guests:
      • Catherine - Just can't remember names
      • Colin - Trying to go round a fairground in record time
      • Ryan - Everything he touches becomes enormous
  • Hoedown
    • About: Coffee and other related drinks


  • Catherine O'Hara and Ryan Stiles


  • Winners read the credits as a couple trying to turn each other on by reading the credits


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