• Let's Make a Date
    • Patrick - Bachelorette
    • Wayne - Overdramatic Spanish soap opera actor
    • Colin - In the middle of a pie eating competition
    • Ryan - Overly smooth airline pilot
  • Song Styles
    • Singer: Wayne
    • About: Ashley, an astronomy student
    • Style: Barry White
  • Secret
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: Two lab technicians working at a sperm bank
    • Secret hidden: In a porn magazine
  • Daytime Talk Show
    • Host: Patrick
    • Guests: Colin and Ryan
    • Audience member: Wayne
    • Topic: Jack and the Beanstalk
  • Props
    • Pairs: Colin and Wayne, Ryan and Patrick
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Patrick
    • Guests:
      • Wayne - Strutting pimp from a 70's movie
      • Colin - A succession of insects hitting a car windscreen
      • Ryan - Gets tremendously upset by trivial things
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singer: Wayne
    • Voiceover artists: Ryan and Colin
    • Title: Songs of Camping in the Wild
    • Songs:
      • 60s protest song - "Hand Me Some Leaves"
      • Reggae - "What's That Noise?"
      • Motown - "Look at the Different Things"


  • Patrick Bristow


  • Winner reads the credits as the President issuing a denial, with the others behind him as his bodyguards


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