Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? in Hollywood, where all the skills of drama, music, acting, and mime are turned into half an hour of low-rent television, as we feature tonight:

  • The man who is to comedy what gin is to cocktails, Patrick Bristow
  • The man who is to acting what tea is to Britain, Wayne Brady
  • A man who is to improvisation what Viagra is to Bob Dole, Colin Mochrie
  • Finally, the man who is to television what Prozac is to manic depressives, Ryan Stiles


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Patrick
      • Wayne - Overdramatic Spanish soap opera actor
      • Colin - In the middle of a pie eating competition
      • Ryan - Overly smooth airline pilot
  • Song Styles
    • Singer: Wayne
    • About: Ashley, an astronomy student
    • Style: Barry White
  • Secret
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: Two lab technicians working at a sperm bank
    • Secret hidden: In a porn magazine
  • Daytime Talk Show
    • Host: Patrick
    • Guests: Colin and Ryan
    • Audience members: Wayne
    • Topic: Jack and the Beanstalk
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Patrick
      • Wayne - Strutting pimp from a 70's movie
      • Colin - A succession of insects hitting a car windscreen
      • Ryan - Gets tremendously upset by trivial things
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singer: Wayne
    • TV Voiceover artists: Ryan and Colin
    • Album: Songs of Camping in the Wild
    • Songs:
      • 60s protest song - "Hand Me Some Leaves"
      • Reggae - "What's That Noise?"
      • Motown - "Look at the Different Things"


  • Patrick Bristow


  • Winner reads the credits in the style of the President issuing a denial, with all his bodyguards, the other three behind him