Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show which has been described as the biggest thing to hit Los Angeles since the last earthquake, and about as popular, and featuring tonight:

  • Somebody who is as popular in England as he is in Guatemala, Greg Proops
  • Then someone who is at home in serious drama as she is in improvised comedy, Karen Maruyama
  • Then someone who is at home in his house as he is in his garage, Colin Mochrie
  • Finally, someone who is at home in situation comedy as he is in this improvised tragedy, Ryan Stiles

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Quiz Show
    • Host: Greg
    • Title: What's My Disease?
  • Film Dub
    • Performers: Greg, Ryan, and Karen
    • Scene: A threesome on a date
  • Hats
    • World's worst dating agency video
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Greg as "Wide Butnotpainful"
    • Co-anchor: Colin as "Bill" - Has lost his notes and is desperately searching for them while making up the news
    • Sports: Karen - Doing seductive poses for a magazine
    • Weather: Ryan - Strapped to a bomb which will explode ten seconds after you move
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Greg
      • Karen - Greg's teenage daughter throwing a tantrum
      • Colin - Animals being pulled into a water hole by crocodiles
      • Ryan - Finds mundane activities as thrilling as a rollercoaster
  • Daytime Talk Show
    • Host: Greg
    • Guests: Karen and Ryan
    • Audience members: Colin
    • Topic: Little Miss Muffet


  • Colin and Ryan


  • Winners read the credits as two competitive cattle auctioneers