Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show which makes the sinking of the Titanic look like a mishap in a boating lake, and knocks The Full Monty into a cocked hat, and featuring tonight:

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Greg
      • Phil - Boxer at a press conference
      • Colin - Sitting on the geyser "Old Faithful"
      • Ryan - A conceited nudist
  • Secret
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: Batman and Robin
    • Secret hidden: In the Batmobile
  • Press Conference
    • Public figure: Colin
    • Topic: Having Clive Anderson's love child
  • Multiple Personalities
    • Performers: Colin, Ryan, and Greg
    • Props and personalities:
      • Torch - John Wayne
      • Petrol can - Elvis Presley
      • Map - Captain Kirk
    • Scene: A car broken down at night
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Greg as "Fun Afterdark"
    • Co-anchor: Colin - Jockey in a race who cannot beat Greg
    • Sports: Phil - James Brown
    • Weather: Ryan - Keeps getting hit by water cannon


  • Ryan and Phil


  • Winners read the credits in the style of a ventriloquist act, Ryan, when his dummy comes to life