• Authors
    • Title: The Day I Became a Merchant Banker
    • Stephen Fry - The Arabian Nights
    • Josie Lawrence - Mary Shelley
    • Enn Reitel - Dashiell Hammett
    • John Sessions - Frank Richards
  • Story
    • Narrator: Stephen Fry
    • Title: Tarzan and The Lagerlouts
    • Moral: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
  • World's Worst
    • Person to be or thing to say when being introduced to the Royal Family
  • Props
    • Pairs: John and Stephen, Josie and Enn
  • Couples
    • John Sessions and Enn Reitel
    • Scene: Fortune-teller and Customer
    • Couples: Dustin Hoffman and Laurence Olivier, Edward Fox and Donald Sinden, Sim Price and Alec Guinness, Sean Connery and Dame Edna, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev‎
  • Wrong Theme Tune
    • Stephen and Josie
    • Documentary on contraception
  • Rap
    • Singing About: Sheep


  • Stephen Fry


  • Winner reads the credits as an American announcer.


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