• Authors
    •  Title: Jack and the Beanstalk
    • Tony Slattery: William Burroughs
    • Betty Thomas: Mickey Spillane
    • Paul Merton: Barbara Cartland
    • John Sessions : Anthony Burgess
  • Film and Theater Style
    • Paul Merton and Tony Slattery
      • Scene: A home owner speaking to his builder
      • Styles: Greek tragedy, Hollywood epic, Musical, Soap opera
    • Betty Thomas and John Sessions
      • Scene: Husband and wife arguing about reading a map
      • Styles: Ealing comedy, Mime/ Silent movie, Method acting, Bogart
  • Props
    • Pairs: Tony and John, Betty and Paul
  • Every Other Line
    • John Sessions and Paul Merton
    • Play: "The Poison Party"
    • Scene: Paul is briefing John on a dangerous mission
    • End Line: "Oh dear, I've lost my shoe."
  • Film Dub
    • Tony Slattery and Betty Thomas
    • Scene: Husband and wife arguing over what to watch on television
  • Party Quirks
    • Host -Paul Merton
    • Guests -
      • Tony Slattery: Has no backbone
      • Betty Thomas: Investigative journalist
      • John Sessions: Intrepid explorer


  • John Sessions


  • Winner reads the credits as Anthony Hopkins.


  • First appearance of future regular performer, Tony Slattery

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