Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? which is a series of improvisational games to be acted out by some of the wittiest and cleverest people in the land, or in the case of this show, the usual collection of deadbeat entertainers, stand-up comics, and friends of the producer.

  • Now our first competitor on tonight is the American actor and comedian Archie Hahn who is, I'm just being told, very big on the west coast which should please our Cornish viewers
  • Then we have Rory Bremner, well-known of course for his having the skills of a great impressionist, the looks of a Pre-Raphaelite, and the mind of a primitive
  • Then we have Jimmy Mulville whose sharp comedy skill and creative performing ability he really ought to make use of some time in his show Who Dares Wins
  • Finally we have our regular, John Sessions, who only today was described in these words, "A genius with a talent unmatched by any contemporary. In fact I'm absolutely marvelous"


  • Authors
    • Archie - Truman Capote
    • Rory - Clive James
    • Jimmy - Dylan Thomas
    • John - James Joyce
    • Title: A Day at the Seaside
  • Film and Theatre Styles
    • Performers: Archie and Jimmy
      • Scene: Sacking an employee
      • Styles: The Godfather, Australian soap, Horror
    • Performers: John and Rory
      • Scene: A used car salesman
      • Styles: Amateur dramaticals, Brazilian soap opera, Noël Coward
  • Sound Effects
    • Performers: Jimmy (acting) and Archie (sounds)
    • Scene: Mowing the lawn
  • Couples
    • Performers: Rory and John
    • Scene: Two people in a laundrette
    • Couples: David and Richard Attenborough, Charles and Diana, Mel and Griff, Ron and Nancy, Torvill and Dean


  • Rory Bremner


  • Winner reads the credits in the style of Barry Norman