The Talk Shows Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 3-36 by Chip Esten, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Chip:
Yeeeeee haw!
Well, I went on a talk show 'cause I am such a swinger.
I could've gone on Sally, but instead I went on Springer.
I never knew just what I could say; I know sometimes I can't.
I came on with my transvestite gay lesbian second aunt.
Drew:
Well, I died recently and I went straight to Hell.
What happened to me, I just can't tell.
All I know is every day on TV,
I was a guest of Regis and Kathie Lee.
Colin:
I play at the stadium of baseball games.
I once got censored; that's my claim to fame.
It really was done by the censor named Morgan,
When I told the crowd I loved to play with my organ.
Ryan:
When I watch TV, I like to sit in the back.
My favoritest show is When Animals Attack.
Once I saw this thing with a big bum; it was all hairy.
Then it turned around; I noticed it was Drew Carey.
All:
It was Drew Carey!