The Surgery Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 1-15 by Greg Proops, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles, with Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Greg:
When I went to med school, I was very proud.
When I got my diploma, I yelled right out loud.
I did an operation and I did my part.
His name was Newt Gingrich and I removed his heart.
Drew:
I had an operation to take out my appendix.
The name of my doctor was Dr. Bendix.
I hoped soon that I'd get out all my stitches,
'Cause let me tell you, brother, they hurt like sons of guns.
Colin:
Throughout my life, I used to laugh like this, "Hee hee hee."
Not so since I had some major surgery.
It really went horrible. It realized all my fears.
Because of that surgery, I now pee out my ears.
Ryan:
My brother needed surgery, but we both were broke.
I took him to a veterinarian as a little joke.
He never complained. I didn't hear a peep,
So I thought, "What the hell?" and had him put to sleep.
All:
And had him put to sleep!