Being Superman, it is really fun,
Because you have powers and I'd use every one.
I would do it and fight for right,
And then I would party 'cause it's Kyrpto-night.
Well Superman is hunky and he looks good in his tights.
He keeps ladies thinking of him at nights.
But there's one thing that causes ladies pain;
When he makes loves to them, he's faster than a train.
Oh, Colin does remember all the time he spent
Wishin' he was Superman or at least Clark Kent.
He waited all his life. He waited for that day,
But just like Superman, his hair was up, up, and away.
Just like Superman, I've got special powers.
I have fun with them, I could use them for hours.
With my X-ray vision I can do no wrong.
Right now, I'm looking at Drew Carey's thong.
At Drew Carey's thong!