The Scary Wife Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 2-32 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles with Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Wayne:
Oh, I got married about a year ago.
I'm as happy as can be, I think you all should know.
But my wife I'm glad I did marry,
Except in the morning, she looks like Drew Carey.
Drew:
Well, Wayne gets worried about his little wife,
'Cause she is the love of his life.
But every night just about three,
Oh, Wayne, she's out with me.
Colin:
Every night, my wife scares the life out of me,
With her ugly hair and scars all you can see.
Marrying someone that ugly really wasn't my plan.
I accidentally married Dennis Rodman.
Ryan:
You know that my wife, she is my best pal.
I will have to say that she is quite a gal.
When it comes to wives, she is the best.
She's the finest in the land. Phew, now I'll get some sex.
All:
Now I'll get some sex!