The Ryan's Wife Hoedown is an edition of the Hoedown game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles. This hoedown is aimed at Ryan Stiles and his wife.
Ryan, he was really tired of the dating scene.
He wanted to get a spouse who was never mean.
He wanted a girl with brains and a girl that was kinda fina.
So, he mail ordered a chick all the way from China.
[ Audience Ohs ]
What?! It's a MAIL-ORDER bride.
When Ryan first met his wife, she fell in love with his nose.
She couldn't wait to rip off his clothes.
But then she found out something that made her die.
What they say about guys with big noses and big feet...It's a lie.
Ryan: HA HA HA HA!
Oh, Ryan Stiles I'd love to be his wife.
He's the best lover I've ever had in my life.
After we made love boy I'm really high-steppin'.
Mel Gibson isn't the only one with a Lethal Weapon.
Getting married is what I always wanted to do.
The happiest day is when my wife said, "I love you."
We're the happiest couple to anyone whose seen us.
And it beats the hell out of sittin' around and pullin' my own penis.
Pulling My Own...