Greg: (in a squeaky voice)
My voice is high and screechy, my hair was lank and freaky,
I walked around the school feeling full-on totally geeky,
But the thing I hated most, when I went to the dance,
Was getting dragged across the lawn, in my underpants.
Well I hated high school, I did not have a ball.
I just hated walking through the hall.
I hated going to every class,
'Cause of pimples on my face, but now they're on my ass!
The hardest time of my life was going through puberty.
It seemed like everything around just excited me.
Now listen to me now, this isn't one of my rants,
When you go through puberty, do not wear sweat pants.
I didn't handle the puberty thing too well,
In fact for me it was like going to hell,
And it was kind of 'barrassing if the truth be told,
'Cause when I went through it I was forty-two years old.
Forty-two years old!
Greg Proops has a blooper verse from this Hoedown and here are the lyrics:
Greg Proops: (kid's voice)
When I was a young boy, I thought I never change.
And then as I got older, I started feeling strange,
One day I was standing and then I saw a girl,
And when I saw her booty it...(deeper voice)...totally rocked my world.