The Marriage Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 5-11 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall.
Lyrics[]
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Wayne: Since I popped the question,
Drew: I've been very sad.
Colin: My life is changing.
Ryan: My wife, she makes me mad.
Wayne: Every time she's talking,
Drew: Yappity yappity yap,
Colin: She goes on for hours.
Ryan: I love her, I'm a sap.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Drew: Oh we've been married ten years now.
Colin: I don't go out so much.
Ryan: She doesn't come around me.
Wayne: She doesn't let me touch.
Drew: My friends, aw, they hate me.
Colin: They don't let me play.
Ryan: I'm by myself all day.
Wayne: Mrs. Brady wouldn't be that way.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Colin: I need a change in my life.
Ryan: I think I'll leave her now.
Wayne: I'll pack me bags and get skipping,
Drew: And trade her for a cow.
Colin: Maybe I'll go overseas.
Ryan: Maybe to Japan.
Wayne: I'll meet myself a Geisha girl,
Drew: And marry my right hand.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Ryan: Oh, but I love her.
Wayne: I love her just the same.
Drew: I love her to death you see.
Colin: I am really game.
Ryan: And when she loves me,
Wayne: We'll never ever part.
Drew: I'll probably die with her,
Colin: And then we both will fart.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!