The Graduation Irish Drinking Song (US 5-29) is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed by Wayne Brady, Kathy Griffin, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles.
LYRICS
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Wayne: Today I graduated.
Kathy: I walked right down the aisle.
Colin: Dressed in my long gown.
Ryan: All a while, a while.
Wayne: Ready to go into life.
Kathy: Put on my cap and gown.
Colin: I was so proud.
Ryan: I wish I were a clown.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Kathy: My tassel was on the left side.
Colin: My pants were on the right.
Ryan: My parents sat over there.
Wayne: Hey, it's Graduation night.
Kathy: I finally got my diploma.
Colin: And I drank and drank.
Ryan: Now I work at a fast food place.
Wayne: Now I work at a bank.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Ryan: I wish those day were never gone.
Wayne: I understand.
Kathy: I wish that I as well.
Colin: My life didn't go as I planned.
Ryan: But things didn't go as I planned.
Wayne: I became a rock trucker.
Kathy: I changed, I became a man.
Colin: [ no dialogue on account of being shocked ]
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
NOTES
This Irish Drinking Song is a section shorter minus Colin singing as lead.
This was also the first time Colin Mochrie was speechless during an Irish Drinking Song. Some postulate that Colin hinted that he is the "man" Kathy changed into; others think that Colin is avoiding to sing the last line as it has to rhyme with "Trucker."