The Got Arrested Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song Game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles.


All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Wayne: I was driving down the road.

Drew: I was driving fast.

Colin: I was stopped by the cops.

Ryan: I knew it wouldn't last.

Wayne: He grabbed me and he cuffed me.

Drew: And kicked me in the rump.

Colin: And then he looked me in the eye.

Ryan: Oh. A speed bump!

All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Drew: Oh, I went to jail that night.

Colin: Boy, it was so tough.

Ryan: All the other guys laughed at me.

Wayne: They treated me real rough.

Drew: Oh, when I took a shower.

Colin: Or when I took a bath.

Ryan: The soap fell right on the floor.

Wayne: And I began to laugh.

All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Colin: The bars really depressed me.

Ryan: I could go no more.

Wayne: Because I'm stuck here.

Drew: My mother is a whore.

Colin: Boy, that's a problem.

Ryan: But I don't care.

Wayne: Because you understand.

Drew: I'm wearing her underwear!

All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Ryan: Oh, people think I'm strange now.

Wayne: People think I'm weird.

Drew: People think I'm funny.

Colin: But, I'm not afeared.

Ryan: I don't care.

Wayne: What people say.

Drew: I'll dance and sing all day.

Colin: I'll redecorate I'm gay!

All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

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