The Got Arrested Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song Game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 4-04 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Wayne: I was driving down the road.
Drew: I was driving fast.
Colin: I was stopped by the cops.
Ryan: I knew it wouldn't last.
Wayne: He grabbed me and he cuffed me.
Drew: And kicked me in the rump.
Colin: And then he looked me in the eye.
Ryan: Oh, a speed bump!
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Drew: Oh, I went to jail that night.
Colin: Boy, it was so tough.
Ryan: All the other guys laughed at me.
Wayne: They treated me real rough.
Drew: Oh, when I took a shower,
Colin: Oh, when I took a bath,
Ryan: The soap fell right on the floor,
Wayne: And I began to laugh.
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Colin: The bars really depressed me.
Ryan: I could go no more,
Wayne: Because I'm stuck here.
Drew: My mother is a whore.
Colin: Boy, that's a problem.
Ryan: But I don't care,
Wayne: Because you understand,
Drew: I'm wearin' her underwear!
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Ryan: Oh, people think I'm strange now.
Wayne: People think I'm weird.
Drew: People think I'm funny,
Colin: But, I'm not afeared.
Ryan: I don't care,
Wayne: What people say.
Drew: I'll dance and sing all day.
Colin: I'll redecorate, I'm gay!
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!