The Got Arrested Hoedown (US 4-12) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 4-12 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Wayne:
There I go, I'm in my car cruising.
Problem is, I've been out earlier boozing.
I shouldn't have done the bad things that I did.
The only upside is I was arrested by Ingrid.
Drew:
The subject of my last arrest, well I don't want to delve.
They put me on the ground and showed me their Adam-12.
Then they Starsky and Hutched me, and threw me on the floor.
And that's how I ended up in Hawaii with five hos.
Colin:
I've been arrested over twenty times.
I've been arrested for many different crimes.
People think it's horrible, but I think, "What the hell?"
It's not that unusual; I play in the NFL.
Ryan:
I try to rob every store that I see,
But one time, I got caught by forty cops. How could that be?
I walked right in, and I opened up the door.
That's what I get for robbing a doughnut store.
All:
Robbing a doughnut store!