The Got Arrested Hoedown (US 3-27) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 3-27 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Wayne:
Don't make fun of the police. I say, "Stop,"
Because one of my best friends is a cop.
Because I like the way that they do their thing,
I say, "Hey, it's a good thing my name isn't Rodney King."
Drew:
When I was arrested, it wasn't good for me.
They beat me and they stripped me and they searched my cavity.
"Why did this happen to such a guy?" you say.
Well, to tell you the truth, it was because I was arrested in LA.
Colin:
I am quite unbalanced. My mind is not that steady.
I once pummeled a guy with an Eveready.
They took me down to jail and they arrested me,
And they charged me with assault with a battery.
Ryan:
I got sent to prison. I didn't know what to do.
I felt so bad because I was so new.
Didn't know the ways there. I felt like such a dope,
But now I never bend down to pick up any soap.
All:
To pick up any soap!