The Going Bald Hoedown is an edition of the Hoedown game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed by Brad Sherwood, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. This particular hoedown is aimed at Colin himself.
I am losing my hair and it really is a pain.
I find out every morning when I see the shower drain.
But as you can see, it isn't quite for me.
But at least, I'm not quite as bald as Colin Mochrie.
(Ah man, you took my rhyme, man. I was going to do that. Oh...)
I have all my hair and I really am quite happy.
I like putting stuff in my hair, it makes me look real snappy.
I love to comb my hair, I never need a breather.
I'm real happy I'm not Colin Mochrie either.
(Brad and Drew link arms and walk in a circle, laughing)
People always kid me, 'cause I'm losing all my hair.
I can't really help it, that I'm follicly impaired.
It really is quite horrible, but my life is not through.
I still get way more sex than either Brad or Drew.
Losing all your hair isn't really that bad of a deal.
A lot of women love just the way it feels.
Just think of it as just a little more face
and you can rent it out as advertising space.
As advertising space!