Here we go!
You can shut me up. I promise I won't ramble.
I always go to Vegas if I want to ramble.
But this time, my reason is a beaut.
I'm gonna go to Vegas to get a prostitute.
Oh, if you ever gamble, take some advice from Drew.
There's something you should never ever ever ever do.
What's the best advice? The best advice, I guess,
Is if you ever win big, don't tell the IRS.
After playing strip poker, I'm naked at the table.
Gee, I feel really bad. I'm really quite unstable.
There's nothing worse like sitting there in your birthday suit.
Never play strip poker at a correctional institute.
I just heard that Vegas just went broke.
Apparently, it's because of just one single bloke.
They never thought that they'd ever see this day,
But that's what happens when Drew Carey eats buffet.
Drew Carey eats buffet!