The First Car Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 7-03 by Wayne Brady, Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles, with Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Wayne: My first car was a Hyundai.
Greg: It was very small.
Colin: It drove very fast.
Ryan: It didn't go fast at all.
Wayne: I was sixteen.
Greg: I was cramped inside.
Colin: I was so lonely.
Ryan: People laughed, I hide.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Greg: I took it home that night.
Colin: I drove it very fast.
Ryan: I put new leather in it,
Wayne: And then I pumped some gas.
Greg: When I had finished,
Colin: The tires, they were flat.
Ryan: I picked up my girlfriend.
Wayne: Well, imagine that.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Colin: I really tried to impress her,
Ryan: But she looked at me.
Wayne: She said, "What's with the small car?"
Greg: "You're a jerk you see."
Colin: Then she yelled and yelled at me.
Ryan: She got out of the car.
Wayne: She ran faster than I could drive.
Greg: She ran very far.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Ryan: But, I found a girl who loved it.
Wayne: I found a girl who liked my car.
Greg: Her name was Maser.
Colin: She didn't run very far.
Ryan: She wanted to be in it.
Wayne: She loved the leather.
Greg: And that's when I married her.
Colin: She took her thong off in any weather.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!