The First Car Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed by Wayne Brady, Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles.


All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Wayne: My first car was a Hyundai.

Greg: It was very small.

Colin: It drove very fast.

Ryan: It didn't go fast at all.

Wayne: I want to speed.

Greg: I was cramped inside.

Colin: I was so lonely.

Ryan: People laughed, I hide.

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Greg: I took it home that night.

Colin: I drove it very fast.

Ryan: I put new leather in it.

Wayne: And then I pumped some gas.

Greg: When I had finished.

Colin: The tires were all flat.

Ryan: I picked up my girlfriend.

Wayne: Well, imagine that.

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Colin: I really tried to impress her.

Ryan: But she looked at me.

Wayne: She said, "What's with the small car?"

Greg: "You're a jerk you see."

Colin: Then she yelled and yelled at me.

Ryan: She got out of the car.

Wayne: She ran faster than I could drive.

Greg: She ran very far.

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Ryan: But, I found a girl who loved it.

Wayne: I found a girl who liked my car.

Greg: Her name was Maser.

Colin: She didn't run very far.

Ryan: She wanted to be in it.

Wayne: She loved the leather.

Greg: And that's when I married her.

Colin: She took her top off in any weather.

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

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