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The First Car Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 7-03 by Wayne Brady, Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles.

LYRICS

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Wayne: My first car was a Hyundai.

Greg: It was very small.

Colin: It drove very fast.

Ryan: It didn't go fast at all.

Wayne: I want to speed.

Greg: I was cramped inside.

Colin: I was so lonely.

Ryan: People laughed, I hide.

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Greg: I took it home that night.

Colin: I drove it very fast.

Ryan: I put new leather in it.

Wayne: And then I pumped some gas.

Greg: When I had finished.

Colin: The tires were all flat.

Ryan: I picked up my girlfriend.

Wayne: Well, imagine that.

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Colin: I really tried to impress her.

Ryan: But she looked at me.

Wayne: She said, "What's with the small car?"

Greg: "You're a jerk you see."

Colin: Then she yelled and yelled at me.

Ryan: She got out of the car.

Wayne: She ran faster than I could drive.

Greg: She ran very far.

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Ryan: But, I found a girl who loved it.

Wayne: I found a girl who liked my car.

Greg: Her name was Maser.

Colin: She didn't run very far.

Ryan: She wanted to be in it.

Wayne: She loved the leather.

Greg: And that's when I married her.

Colin: She took her top off in any weather.

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!