Hello and settle down, welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show which is to comedy what alcopops is to Ribena, featuring tonight:
- The unchanging face of the ever-lovely Greg Proops
- Plus the always changing face and voice of Britain's premiere impressionist, Rory Bremner
- Then someone who can change himself from animal to human and then straight back to animal again, Colin Mochrie
- The world's top improviser and indeed the world's worst circus midget, Ryan Stiles
Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.
Games[]
- Let's Make a Date
- Bachelorette: Greg
- Rory - Princess Diana
- Colin - 1940's gangster squealer
- Ryan - Hollywood star doing photo shoot
- Bachelorette: Greg
- Animals
- Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Greg
- Scene: Colin is being comforted by her mother, Greg, after a bad first date with the local stud ram, played for comic purposes by Ryan
- Animals: Sheep
- Weird Newscasters
- Anchor: Greg as "Longer Thaniamwide"
- Co-anchor: Colin - Listening to a horse race on his Walkman
- Sports: Rory - Bill Clinton
- Weather: Ryan - Turning into a werewolf
- World's Worst
- Person to present a Joy of Sex video
Colin and Ryan
Greg and Rory
- Newsflash
- Newsanchors: Ryan and Greg
- Field reporter: Rory
- On the green screen: Nudist beach
- Mission: Impossible
- Agents: Colin and Ryan
- Voice on tape: Greg
- Mission: Putting on a pair of tights and waxing the bikini line
- Hoedown
- Musician: Richard
- About: World leaders
Winner[]
- Rory Bremner
Credits[]
- Winner reads the credits in the style of Peter O'Sullevan commentating on a horse race, and the others have to come on as jockeys behind him
Trivia[]
- First playing of "Weird Newscasters"
Gallery[]
