Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:
- Do you come here often, Greg Proops
- Is it hot in here or is it just Wayne Brady
- You know what they say about bald guys, Colin Mochrie
- Has anyone ever told you, that you look like Ryan Stiles
Hey, I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on, let's start the show.
Games[]
- Weird Newscasters
- Anchor: Colin
- Co-anchor: Greg - A crazed James Bond villain
- Sports: Wayne as "Crash Ripley" - Spots his girlfriend with another man in the audience
- Weather: Ryan - A psycho with a chainsaw
- Song Styles
- Singer: Wayne
- Musician: Laura
- About: Carly, a fashion designer
- Style: Cab Calloway
- Dating Service
- World's worst dating service video
- Sportscasters
- Sportscasters: Greg and Wayne
- Athletes: Ryan and Colin
- Scene: Two plumbers making a house call
- Film Dub
- Performers: Ryan, Greg, and Colin
- Scene: Two suitors asking the father for his daughter's hand in marriage
- Film: High Conquest (1947)
- Greatest Hits
- Singer: Wayne
- Voiceover guys: Colin and Ryan
- Musician: Laura
- Album: Songs of the Mechanic
- Songs:
- 70s funk - "Check Under the Hood"
- Snoop Doggy Dogg - "I'm Gonna Lube You Whether You Like It or Not"
- Stevie Wonder - "Supertransmission"
Winner[]
- Wayne Brady
- The rest are punished by doing a hoedown
Trivia[]
- The credits weren't read aloud in the first season of the American version of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Gallery[]
Hats Gallery[]
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
Date me! Date me!
Once you've had me, you'll never forget.
Lie to me, girl, lie to me.
Want to find out why they call me a drill sergeant?
One hopes you don't mind dating an old queen.
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[just breathes, sucking in the mask]
Who wants some hot dog on a me?
I've been with presidents, but I love the common man.
I'm ready for your parry if you're ready for my thrust.
Care to have a three-way?
Miss Scarlett, Miss Scarlett, I don't know nothing 'bout no French kissin'