The Feeding the Cat Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the British version of Whose Line. It was performed in UK Episode 4-05 by Greg Proops, Ryan Stiles, Tony Slattery, and Chip Esten.
Lyrics[]
Chip:
Sing it, Dad!
Greg:
I'm gonna!
Well I'm a little kitty. You know my name is Tabby.
My master feeds me too much, that's why my butt's so flabby.
He put me on a diet, he tried to slim me down,
He stuck me in the backyard and put me in the ground.
Ryan:
I always feed my kitty, the way a master should.
In fact I feed all the kitties in the neighbourhood.
They look at me kinda strange, some are even bitter.
I guess they figured out I'm feeding them kitty litter.
Tony:
I love to feed my kitten. I feed him from the fridge.
I feed him flies and rats, and little tiny midges.
The problem is I'm blind, I've got eyesight like a mole,
So sometimes I try to stuff the food in the wrong hole.
Chip:
I got a sad story, it really is a pity.
I fed some bad poison, I fed it to my kitty.
I put it in a bowl, I laid it on his plate,
And now my kitty lost his life, he's got another eight.
All:
He's got another eight!