Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Whoes line (US)

Air date

October 10, 2005



Episode #



Episode 8-01


Episode 8-03


The Points Don't Matter, Just Like...

  • "The Border Patrol."


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin.
    • Co-anchor: Chip (A used car salesman who will sell anything.)
    • Sports: Wayne (Michael Jackson at age 100 determined to show he's still got it.)
    • Weather: Ryan (The Back to the Future scientist desperate to power up his time-traveling Delorean.)
  • Title Sequence
    • Wayne and Chip sing the title sequence to a sitcom called "Mel Gibson and the Wrestler," about unlikely roommates Mel Gibson (Ryan) and a professional wrestler (Colin).
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • The winning entries in the Hillbilly Poetry Competition.
    • The right way and the wrong way.
    • What you would choose to do if you knew a large meteor was about to hit the Earth.
    • Bad things to see written in the sky.
    • Things they never write songs about.
    • Weird things to get turned on by.
  • Greatest Hits
    • Colin and Ryan pitch the compilation album "Songs of the Firefighter."
      • The Osmonds - "Carry Your Head on My Shoulder"
      • A country boogie song, "Oops, We Hit the Dog"
  • Hoedown about...
    • Professors.


  • Chip Esten.


  • Chip reads the credits as a game-show announcer reading a prize list.


  • During the "Title Sequence" game, Chip evidently thought that the sitcom he was introducing was called "Mel Gibson and the Professor" instead of "Mel Gibson and the Wrestler." In response, Drew gave Chip "1000 points to the tenth power." Given that this translates to 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (1 decillion) points, this makes Chip the show's reigning champion.
    • For more point totals, see this BuzzFeed article. Note, however, that Chip's total in the BuzzFeed article does not include the points he received from this episode's "Title Sequence" game.
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US)
Seasons OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightNineTen
Regular Performers Ryan StilesColin MochrieWayne BradyDrew CareyAisha Tyler
Recurring Performers Chip EstenGreg ProopsBrad SherwoodKathy GreenwoodJeff DavisKaren MaruyamaDenny Siegel

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