Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:
- Shall we dance? Wayne Brady
- Silk stockings, Kathy Greenwood
- Funny face, Colin Mochrie
- The gay divorcee, Ryan Stiles
and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
- Don't matter, just like
- Morning breath when you're horny
- Weird Newscasters
- Anchor: Colin as "Noah Sheshavingmybaby"
- Co-anchor: Kathy as "Tipsy" - Jerry Springer guest who's been brought on to reveal her shocking secret to husband Colin
- Sports: Wayne as "Juan Tanamera" - World famous fashion designer training his new models how to work the catwalk
- Weather: Ryan as "Scattered Showers" - Using everyone else's bodies as his weather maps
- Number of Words
- Scene: It's a deleted scene from Rocky. Rocky, played by Colin, is being trained by his coach, Ryan; the wife, Kathy, is trying to talk him out of fighting; suddenly, Rocky's tough-talking opponent, Wayne, walks into the gym
- Colin - 3 words
- Ryan - 5 words
- Kathy - 2 words
- Wayne - 4 words
- Action Replay
- Actors: Kathy and Wayne
- Reenacters: Ryan and Colin
- Original scene: With the boss arriving for dinner at any moment, panicky Kathy is struggling to get into her tight outfit, while her husband Wayne is frantically trying to fix a burst pipe under the bathroom sink
- Reinterpreted: Two Shakespearean actors preparing to go on-stage
- Living Scenery
- Performers: Ryan and Colin
- Props: Wayne and Kathy
- Scene: A couple ride donkeys into the Grand Canyon for a romantic overnight camping trip
- Show-Stopping Number
- Performers: Colin and Ryan
- Scene: Working at the United States Senate
- "I Don't Have What It Takes Anymore"
- "I'm the Best Man for the Job"
- "The Itty-Bitty Panty Party Participates of the Partisan Committee"
- World's Worst
- Person to be married to
- Performers: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
- Kathy Greenwood
- The rest get to do a game of "World's Worst"
- Ryan reads the credits as a dog obedience trainer, and everybody else is a misbehaving pooch
- Cece Worrall-Rubin is seen in the establishing shot, but she is not credited and does not perform in the episode.