Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • A Judy Garland festival at Camp Pendleton


  • Hollywood Director
    • Director: Colin
    • Scene: College jock Chip and his nagging girlfriend Ryan are lost and scared in the woods and take refuge inside a creepy log cabin, suddenly, the razor-gloved, disfigured maniac Freddy Krueger, Wayne, bursts through the window
    • Notes:
      • Do it like you're competing to see who can do the best Elvis impression
      • Do it like it's clips from America's Funniest Home Videos
      • Do it backwards, do the whole scene backwards
      • Do it as strippers
  • Newsflash
    • Newsanchors: Chip and Ryan
    • Field reporter: Colin
    • On the green screen: Fat women dancing
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Chip
      • Wayne - Desperate to show off his wrestling skills by challenging all-comers to wrestle on stage with him
      • Colin - James Bond on an important mission who has a terrible case of food poisoning
      • Ryan - Series of purebreds competing at a dog show but easily distracted by the crowd
  • Bartender
    • Bartender: Chip
      • Wayne - Celebrating puberty
      • Ryan - Thinks he is a princess
      • Colin - Angry about his divorce


  • Ryan Stiles
    • Gets to relax while the others do an actual Ryanless "Hoedown"


  • Chip and Wayne read the credits as two window-dressers dressing dummies Colin and Ryan as they gossip about their workmates