Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

Hi, I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • Your contractor's first estimate


  • Hollywood Director
    • Director: Colin
    • Scene: During a foxhunt, the lady of the manor, Kathy, accidentally shoots sexy stable boy Ryan; as she is removing the buckshot from his rear end, her dashing, jealous fiancee Lord Wayne rides in with the horses and hounds
    • Notes:
      • Do it like you're Vegas magicians
      • Do it like a horror movie
      • Do it like catalog models
      • Do it like a dominatrix and her clients
  • Dubbing
    • Actors: Ryan and Colin
    • Dubber: Wayne
    • Audience member: Megan
    • Scene: In a 1930s speakeasy, mobster Colin starts hitting on Megan, a sexy nightclub entertainer, when her boyfriend, rival mobster Ryan, bursts in
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Bad times to take off your pants
    • Weird things to time
    • Unfortunate moments to become nauseous
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singer: Wayne
    • Pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Songs of Paris
    • Songs:
      • Aerosmith - "My Tower Is an Eiffel"
      • Greek - "Fifty Ways to Louvre Your Lover"
  • Foreign Film Dub
    • Actors: Kathy and Drew
    • Translators: Colin and Ryan
    • Language: Japanese
    • Film: Ramen Aplenty


  • Wayne Brady
    • The rest get to do a game of "Foreign Film Dub"


  • Kathy and Wayne read the credits as parents trying to coach their babies, Ryan and Colin, into taking their first steps