Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

Hi, I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Are useless, just like...
    • Public transportation here in Los Angeles


  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Colin as "Lars Oftheredhotlovers"
    • Co-anchor: Chip - Lion from The Wizard of Oz who was given an overactive libido instead of courage
    • Sports: Wayne as "Oog" - Desperate caveman looking for food, a warm cave, and a mate
    • Weather: Ryan - Becomes extremely nervous when he suddenly discovers it's the first day of Ryan hunting season
  • Duet
    • Singers: Wayne and Chip
    • About: Mira, a first-grade Hebrew teacher
    • Style: Gospel
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: Moments before sunrise, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who is Colin, comes to kill Count Dracula, Ryan, as he is draining the last drops of blood from his latest victim
    • Lines:
      • "Grab the handle, Stella, and give it a yank."
      • "You're fanny is a masterpiece."
      • "Hoochie Mama's comin' home."
      • "Who let the dogs out?"
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singers:
    • Pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Songs of Rome
    • Songs:
      • The Brady Bunch - "Pizza Heck Outta Me"
      • 60s R&B - "My Tower Is Leaning"


  • There is no winner, it's a four-way tie


  • Everybody reads the credits as trash-talking basketball players


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