Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

(Introduction reused from Episode 2-25)

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • A stripper's name


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Wayne
      • Greg - Angry Jerry Springer guest
      • Colin - Ventriloquist whose dummy is sabotaging his chances
      • Ryan - Frustrated writer going insane at a remote hotel
  • Sound Effects
    • Performers: Colin (acting) and Ryan (sounds)
    • Scene: A Jedi Knight gets the call that the Empire is attacking
  • Film Dub
    • Performers: Ryan, Greg, and Colin
    • Scene: One day at the gas station
    • Film: Teenagers from Outer Space (1959)
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singer: Wayne
    • Pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
    • Album: Songs of Hockey
    • Songs:
      • Fats Domino - "Body Check of Love"
      • Smokey Robinson - "Pffft"
      • Kool & the Gang - "I Wanna Score on You"


  • Wayne Brady
    • Gets to sit at the desk and do what Drew does, drink soda and act fat
    • The rest get punished by having to do their favorite game, "Hoedown"


  • Greg and Colin read the credits as frantic traders at the Stock Exchange as the market fluctuates